Ok so its christmas break and im already NOT havin fun! Anywayz so hows about Ive got this plan but I cant say wut it is because someone might come on here and read about it but if ur one of my friends u might already know wuts gonna happen when I get back to school hehehe! But yea ooo by the way MERRY CHRISTMAS! Im sooo bored and I dunno wut to do lol! Ok so Im gonna go byes loves out

~Alyssa~

Ok so im babysittin david rite now how fun! Anywayz i got like 3 guys that like me but i like 3 other guys as well as the 3 that like me and i have no clue wut to do! Im not feelin so good my mom and i got into it last nite i called her a bitch and now im grounded I got 4 progresss reports,got caught cheatin on my history homework and thats it! So im gonna go now byez loves out

~Alyssa~

LEAVE COMMENTS

Grrr ok so Theres this kid named Glenn and I think I like him but I dunno lol! Anywayz so howz about Robert has my cell number and so yea...Im soo bored lol gotta go byez loves out

~Alyssa~

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that Im writin to u today the 26th of December. Well, I would much like to clear up certain thinkgs that have occured since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote u my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an eletric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a foorball uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, But I had the best grades In the whole school, Im not goin to lie to u, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends,and with my neighbores.I would go on errands, and even help the elderly aross the street. There was virtually nothin with in reach that I would not do for humanity.What balls you have leavin me a fuckin yo-y, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were u thing, you fat prick, that youve taken me for a sucker the whole fuckin year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadent fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he cant even walk into his house. Dont let me see you tryin to fit ur big fat ass down my chimney next year. Ill fuck u up Ill throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so youll heave to walk back to the fuckin North Pole just like wut I have to do now since u didnt get me that fuckin bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. next year youll find out how bad i can be u FAT COCKSUCKER.

Sincerly,

Lil Johnny

Lol I like that lil letter hehe

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

Signs That You are Too Drunk  
 
  You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
 
You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
You fall off the floor... Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is... uh...' Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in... You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men]. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive. Roseanne looks good. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass. That damned pink elephant followed me home again. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you. I'm as sober as a judge. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering. You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.

My Blonde Is Broken
	How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!

Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?

They wanted two tight ends and a wide receiver

Q: What does Raggady ann do when she is horny?

A: She sits on Pinoceo and says tell a lie tell thr truth tell a lie tell the truth tel a lie tell the truth